Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Stationary Fight

“Hi everybody, I’m power plug. I am writing to you guys to remind you that I am the best out of all the stationary and people need me the most. White and ready to charge anything that comes my way. Sometimes, my clicky, switches, have to wait to be switched on. But I am happy anytime because I know people rely on me to keep their electronics up and running. Personally, I think people need me more than anything else.”

“Um, excuse me power plug, but I’m pencilcase and I am here to tell you that you are lying. You are not the best. Sorry to interrupt but what happens if a child's pencil runs out or breaks? Can’t charge that can you? Anyway, a little about me. I am a deep purple with small bubbles like I am boiling in a pot. The word “Smiggle” rises off my…”

“PENCIL CASE! That’s enough from you zipmouth! I don’t see why you two are all up yourselves when you know that you are up against me white board, and my pure white surface. Not to mention my lime green drawers with rich blue handles. I honestly think that I am the best in Te Ao Marama.”

“Really whiteboard? You aren’t even on the stationery list! Now tell me, what do kids love most? Me of course! Who doesn’t like a chromebook? Duh? Does anyone here even know what Google means? If a kid spells a word wrong you can’t underline yourself can you? If we are having a competition, then obviously me silvery, smooth surface has won. They even hug me like they love me.”

“Hey, guys. I just realised something. We are all equal. Me as the power plug, I think that no chromebooks can’t run without me. White board, the teachers use you so much. ANd pencil case you carry pencils and sharpeners galore. Te Ao Marama is lucky to have us.”

And that was the end of that.

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

KFC Edible Nail Polish!

While reading the news I came across this article talking about Edible Nail polish! KFC has just released a Nail polish that is edible and supposedly tastes like their chicken. The polish is made from natural ingredients so that is how they made it edible.

People have tasted this and responded that it is more a spicy flavor and there are no traces of chicken flavor. To keep it good, you have to use it in 5 days or less and store it in the fridge.

Would you like to try it? "It's finger-lickin good!"

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Who would steal a Loo?

While reading the news I came across this article about a portaloo thief! Isn't that a bizarre thing to steal? Early on a saturday morning two hired portaloos from Aim Hire marathon in rotorua got stolen.

The toilets weighed about 250 kgs each so they would be hard to steal. The manager of the marathon was disgusted when he found out they had been stolen, for the thief could cost the organisers $5000. Senior Sergeant Courtney Brunt said that someone must know what is going on because it is a strange item to be targeted.

But let’s face it. Who would steal a loo!?